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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Alan Patrick Herbert

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. Salinger (1919 - )

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 3

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-09-05

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1919 - )

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Pygmalion" (1913)

When the candles are out all women are fair.
Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD), Morals

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Robin Morgan

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams (1957 - )

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal (1947 - )

But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 11-29-05

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Baruch Spinoza (1632 - 1677)

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act I