... the No.1 choice on your list is not available:
1) Find somebody better. Make them No.1. Live happily ever after.
2) Stay away from serious relationships. Take your time. Get over it. Find a new No.1.
3) Get No.2. Keep pretending all your life they are the No.1. Meditate on that. Keep hoping you are not their second choice.
4) Get someone who doesn't care what position they are in as long as they get the goods. Take pleasure in telling them the truth. Try to be happy with what you have.
5) Get whoever. Keep yourself busy with work, golf, politics, car maintenance, day traiding, God, drinking, Higher Mind, so you don't have to face them too often. If everything else fails, join a cult or an army.
6) Застрелись солёным огурцом.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
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7) Buy a gallon jar of pickles. Launch its content at once towards No 1 over ballistic trajectory.
Observe the impact, enjoy the afterfall. Take your time. Get over it. Live happily ever after.
Disclaimer: Do at your own risk! Availability status of No 1 may or may not change as a result of your actions. All sales are final, no refunds. A gallon of pickles may be harmful if swallowed.
It looks like "7" should start with "Get angry." Are you sure it's a good idea?
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